who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
