69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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