After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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