yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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