So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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