Dual....:-)
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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