I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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