OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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