I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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