I just made out with a guy for $7.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just gift wrapped bread.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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