all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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