Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Apparently you make a good broom.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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