I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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