That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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