It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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