Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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