yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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