just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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