i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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