Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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