Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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