Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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