i may or may not be watching the land before time
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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