just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
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