I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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