normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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