Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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