Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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