Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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