No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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