isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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