We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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