I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
