oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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