Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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