Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Everyone says I win the strip club
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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