i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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