The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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