she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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