Duck Duck Cougar?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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