Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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