My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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