We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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