YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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