He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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