My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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