just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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