yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck