Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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