New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
This is my life. Enjoy the view
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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