sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Do you still have your period?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Boobs speak an international language.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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