are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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