But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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